If there’s one thing that’s American it’s fishing.  Reconnecting with the outdoors, buying expensive equipment that you may only use once, killing for sport.  It all just screams red, white, and blue.  Now, if you want to be a successful old person or simply live in “The South” you have to be well versed in the art of fishing, or at least to a certain extent.  That’s why I’m here.  To tell you about the man known as Bill Dance.

Bill Dance, member of the International Game Fish Association Hall of Fame, has been hosting his own fishing series on television for the past ‘long ass time’ where he teachers amateur fisherman the basics of fishing, what kind of products are best suited for the job, and general tips.  He also appears to be the most light-hearted individual I’ve ever seen.  Now, if you’re like me and have only fished a handful of times in your entire life, you would be wise to check out some of his videos before you head out on the water.

It gets me. Every. Time.