SNOW-MAGEDDON: The east coast was completely obliterated and no longer exists.  You probably didn’t hear about it though cause the Super Bowl was this weekend.

The Super Bowl was this weekend: (SPOILER ALERT) The Saints won.

“Trust me, after taxes, a million dollars is not a lot of money.”: Scumbag Michael Steele faced off against apprentice scumbag Harold Ford in some irrelevant debate.

By the balls: Sen. Richard Shelby’s hold on all of President Obama’s nominees continues.

Hopey, changey stuff: The Tea Party Convention happened!  More on this later.

Sad things: 5 dead in a Connecticut power plant explosion.

Dying languages: The last speaker of the ancient Bo language has died.

Healthcare: The President has put congressional Dems and Republicans in time out and will do this shit himself.

What if these famous directors were responsible for the production of the Super Bowl?

Aren’t Mondays just THE PITS?  Don’t let this one be