Some jackass left this 72 page long Republican fundraising strategy PowerPoint in a hotel room and now it’s all over the internet. EMBARRASSING! So let’s take a gander at just how our GOP friendzzz plan on tapping into America’s wallet.
Hmm, let’s see…flipping through…narrating my actions as I flip through…not actually FLIPPING anything since it’s on a computer…OK. Looks like the main points that will draw in the $$$ are FEAR and that Harry Reid looks like Scooby Doo. That second thing??? They also make it explicitly clear that those things only work on poor people. If they’re going to secure the big money from the rich, worthy members of society, they’re going to have to do things like take them to UFC fights. And bullfights. Since their donating is mainly EGO DRIVEN. Seriously.
Pretty much the whole thing is designed to help fundraisers convince potential donors that America is ending. This strategy is going to be tough for Democrats to beat. It looks like we’ve lost the stupid people market.