Welcome friends!

I’m going to pretend you have stumbled your way to this safe haven through the dense forest of bullshit and retardation which is commonly referred to as The World so fret not for I will take you in. Just kidding, but seriously, there’s a lot of insane shit (good and bad!) that happens daily out there and I have assumed the position of gathering some of the more awe inducing pieces of said shit and delivering it all to you in the most timely and hopefully enjoyable manner possible.

With that said and without further adieu, I’d love it if you’d stick around and give me some company so that we can laugh, cheer, curse, and maybe cry a little at the awesomeness of humankind together. But for the most part laugh.

-The Ugly Swallow