Everyone’s been talking about how Republicans are going to take control of the entire government this election in November, including the Presidency, but even though they’re not going to at all let’s assume they do. What are some of their policy proposals that are just gonna plain make Amurika the best god danged country in the world again? Well let’s see, uhm I don’t know, maybe WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE FOR THEM TO DO LIKE GIVE EVERYONE THEIR OWN PERSONAL AMUSEMENT PARK IN THEIR BACKYARDS. That’s right, the GOP, being the new face of hip and understanding technology, have launched AmericaSpeakingOut.com. It is the Facebook of saving your country. (more…)
Oh, by the way, there is way more oil coming out of that disasterfest in the Gulf of Mexico than previously thought. The rough estimate of how much black sludge — America’s coastal future — is pouring out of the Earth’s fiery wound is now 210,000 gallons a day. As of yesterday they started LIGHTING THE OIL ON FIRE to help control it and stop it from reaching the coast which contains over 40% of America’s swampy marsh habitats and cute, defenseless, frolicking animals. Doesn’t really matter though cause the oil is expected to reach land sometime tonight. Just to put it in perspective though, the Exxon Valdez incident spilled 11,000,000 gallons of oil all over Alaska’s friendliest and cutest wildlife.
George W. Bush has a new Memoir coming out that he most definitely did not write himself chronicling the life of a man, a president, a horribly misguided decision maker. DECISION POINTS will be out November of this year, just in time for the holiday season so you can give that winter depression a little boost in the right direction. Jumpstart your miserableness and relive 8 years of horror and shame for only $35.
“WASHINGTON (AP) — A bitterly divided Supreme Court vastly increased the power of big business and unions to influence government decisions Thursday by freeing them to spend their millions directly to sway elections for president and Congress.”