americanspeakingout

Everyone’s been talking about how Republicans are going to take control of the entire government this election in November, including the Presidency, but even though they’re not going to at all let’s assume they do. What are some of their policy proposals that are just gonna plain make Amurika the best god danged country in the world again? Well let’s see, uhm I don’t know, maybe WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE FOR THEM TO DO LIKE GIVE EVERYONE THEIR OWN PERSONAL AMUSEMENT PARK IN THEIR BACKYARDS. That’s right, the GOP, being the new face of hip and understanding technology, have launched AmericaSpeakingOut.com. It is the Facebook of saving your country. (more…)

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Coastal drilling is probably the safest thing ever

Deepwater HorizonOh, by the way, there is way more oil coming out of that disasterfest in the Gulf of Mexico than previously thought.  The rough estimate of how much black sludge — America’s coastal future — is pouring out of the Earth’s fiery wound is now 210,000 gallons  a day.  As of yesterday they started LIGHTING THE OIL ON FIRE to help control it and stop it from reaching the coast which contains over 40% of America’s swampy marsh habitats and cute, defenseless, frolicking animals.  Doesn’t really matter though cause the oil is expected to reach land sometime tonight.  Just to put it in perspective though, the Exxon Valdez incident spilled 11,000,000 gallons of oil all over Alaska’s friendliest and cutest wildlife.

[BBC]

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The most disaster ridden, downer book ever written

decisionpointsGeorge W. Bush has a new Memoir coming out that he most definitely did not write himself chronicling the life of a man, a president, a horribly misguided decision maker.  DECISION POINTS will be out November of this year, just in time for the holiday season so you can give that winter depression a little boost in the right direction.  Jumpstart your miserableness and relive 8 years of horror and shame for only $35.

He can and will do anything he feels like with a look like that.

[VF Daily]

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islamtruck

Not much else you can do besides find a way to turn your whole fucking truck into a giant, rolling World Trade Center tower.  Can we get on that?  Patriots?

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Let’s see what the Youtube commenter’s have to say.

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Despite the need for some penis emoticon improvements, I’d give this comment an A-.

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“During a fire drill at a middle school in Worcester, England, students aged 10 to 13 looked on in horror as ‘as a man appeared brandishing a gun and appeared to shoot dead Mr. Kent, their science teacher, as he ran across a field.’ It was only ten minutes after the shooting that teachers revealed the whole thing to be fake. The exercise was apparently ‘intended to teach Year 8 pupils how to investigate, collect facts and analyse evidence.’”

[Daily Intel/Telegraph]

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harrypotter

I was reading a Washington Post article about JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, being sued over potential plagiarism.  And then this picture happened.

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OH GOD FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE. AGAIN.

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The theme this time is SOVEREIGN DEBT.  Remember those words for you will hear them NON STOP on ALL news networks from now till forever.  You see, since the governments of all the world’s countries decided to save their economies by throwing money at things they were able to avert a grave economic depression but at the cost of large debts.  So now everyone’s worried about countries defaulting on these debts.  Basically, even if you don’t know anything about anything:  SELL, SELL, SELL.  Oh god, they almost had me there for a second.  Let me know when the silly market commotion is over so I can come out of my bomb shelter. (more…)

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Supreme-Court_1“WASHINGTON (AP) — A bitterly divided Supreme Court vastly increased the power of big business and unions to influence government decisions Thursday by freeing them to spend their millions directly to sway elections for president and Congress.” (more…)

Nightmares incoming

What better to do when you can’t sleep than to check out videos of some disgustingly large, creepy spiders?

These cave spiders, after piggy-backing their way on some scientists equipment which was being stored, have been living in an abandoned building for the past decade. Now some other scientists are relocating them back to their old stomping grounds.

Those brave men.  Make sure you check out their sophisticated spider catching equipment at 0:20.

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