Here’s Nancy Pelosi talking about how Eric Massa is a very sick person. Let your imagination run wild as to whether she’s talking about his cancer coming back or the fact the he snorkel’s men in their bunk against their will. HAH, snorkeling. (more…)
On 03.11.10, In Politics, By Matt
On 03.10.10, In Politics, Television, By Matt
Assistant masturbater and now ex-congressman Eric Massa went on Glenn Beck’s absurd teabag hour yesterday to talk about his recent revelation that the Democratic leadership was trying to give him the wrong kind of reach around and that they forced him out of office. I think Glenn was brimming with teabag anticipation juice (sperm) over Massa coming on the show because of something about “finally exposing these horrible gay liberals’ corrupt ways.” I can tell this because Glenn Beck has a Twitter! (more…)
On 03.09.10, In Politics, By Matt
So this has been a pretty peculiar thing going on with Rep. Eric Massa of New York, a crazy single payer health care guy, and a no vote for the current bill. A few days ago he said he was going to be quitting Congress because his cancer was coming back and because of an ongoing a Ethics investigation about him sexually assaulting a male staff member. Why doesn’t Congress just come out of the closet already? (more…)
On 03.08.10, In Politics, By Matt
After getting busted for a DUI on his way home from a gay nightclub while banging a dude having a dude in the passenger seat that he was then going to bang, California state congressman Roy Ashburn (R-Bakersfield) has officially come out of the closet.
winning quote:
“I think it’s sad more than hypocritical,” Lopez said. “We’re not in Roy’s head. We don’t know what is he thinking. We hope he comes to terms with whatever is making him make a choice to be a gay man.”
Probably Satan. We hope he comes to terms with Gay Satan.
On 03.08.10, In Politics, By Matt
Now, I know this title is confusing because it actually applies to half of all the things Sarah Palin has done in her life. (Can you guess what the other half consists of??) At an Ohio pro-life fundraiser she defended herself for writing notes on her hand like a elementary school student by quoting a letter she received from a fan. The letter contained a passage from the bible that says, “Hey, Sarah, it’s OK cause God did this thing too.” (more…)
On 03.05.10, In Politics, By Matt
Why did it take the motivation of running a campaign to release this ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS photograph of John McCain while he was getting ready to go see AVATAR on opening night?! C’mon Hayworth, keep them coming! Maybe do one where John McCain is wearing the TARP bill as a hat since he didn’t know what it was for or anything about it in general. John McCain was tricked by Washington Liberals that TARP was a hat.
On 03.04.10, In Politics, By Matt
“It’s no good for a family values Republican to get picked up on a DUI. But substantially worse to get picked up for a DUI after leaving a gay nightclub with an unidentified man in a state vehicle.”
HOHO man, sounds like someone had a WILD NIGHT. What were you thinking Roy Ashburn?! I hope you weren’t planning on having GAYNAL sex with this man! Now what are you gonna do!?
