Hey, here’s a 17-year-old picture of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan holding a softball bat. Oh ho, just kidding! What that actually is, is definitive proof that she is a fiend for the lady parts. Pat Buchanan would totally have an erection while talking about those naked men sunbathing together if he wasn’t secretly a 60 million year old dinosaur.
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Hahaha. Domestic terrorist and human clown-spaz, Glenn Beck, got so worked up, SO UPSET, about something President Muslim Obamar said that he appears to have had a stroke during this ending segment of his horrible, anal sludge television show. Which is understandable because when your primary objective in life is to find things to cry about it you tend to only focus on very specific things that can be soundbite’d for 20 years to come instead of actually listening, like a normal human being, to the context in which it was said. (more…)
Let’s see what the Youtube commenter’s have to say.
Despite the need for some penis emoticon improvements, I’d give this comment an A-.
Here is a video of godless commie, Dmitry Medvedev, talking to Good Morning, Assholes host, George Stephanopoulos. He describes how much it sucked having to talk and engage with former US President, George W. Bush.
“Barack Obama is a good man partner. He is especially good at remembering to use his brain before he lets things like words escape from his mouth. It is much better than talking to the former President — I won’t name names — but he was an especially embarrassing man. Seriously, I can’t believe you guys elected that other guy. Hahaha, George Stephanopoulos, you Greek mother fucker, what happened to your country during those years?”
Well I’m scared. Impeach Obama?
Today, the President signed the reconciliation bill into law which finished up health care and also changed the way student loans are handled. That sounds pretty important so let’s watch.
Guess it wasn’t as important as that plane right there landing perfectly with no evidence that anything was seriously wrong. OK. *puts head through closet door, smiling.*
Here is a tolerant and educated C-SPAN caller. He thinks C-SPAN should be renamed to NIGGER-SPAN cause lots of blacks call in all the time. Also, the blacks call in on the Republican or Independent lines and they are OBVIOUSLY fucking with us because, hahaha what? Everyone knows black people are marxist jesus hating liberal gays.
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HAHA. Why is Megyn Kelly so stupid and why does she enjoy shouting her stupidity out loud to other people around her?
“DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND WHAT’S HAPPENING EVEN AFTER THIS LAME MAN EXPLAINED IT TO US QUITE SUCCINCTLY?!” The guy even added in a nice conservative flare to his explanation.
MEGYN KELLY DOESN’T CARE THOUGH. She even went to Law School and practiced for NINE YEARS. This is clearly all too confusing and Megyn Kelly and everyone are disgusted that all of the Democratic leadership hasn’t come to their houses and explained to them, person by person, what is in this bill and how they’re going to pass it.
(is college so horrible now that even after years of law school it is possible to not understand basic things?)
(did Megyn Kelly suck her way through law school?)
Yesterday, Bret Baier, known for having more vowels in his last name than consonants (which is completely un-American), was somehow allowed to go into a Black Man’s house on behalf of Fox News and interview the Black Man. (more…)
There’s a Funny or Die series on HBO that apparently sucks pretty bad. I wouldn’t know though, of course, because I’m a real American and can’t afford a television or cable or a place to live. (spent it all on guns and cammo). But this is an exception! Tim and Eric present Father and Son!
Watch it after the jump. (more…)
