Assistant masturbater and now ex-congressman Eric Massa went on Glenn Beck’s absurd teabag hour yesterday to talk about his recent revelation that the Democratic leadership was trying to give him the wrong kind of reach around and that they forced him out of office. I think Glenn was brimming with teabag anticipation juice (sperm) over Massa coming on the show because of something about “finally exposing these horrible gay liberals’ corrupt ways.” I can tell this because Glenn Beck has a Twitter! (more…)
On 03.10.10, In Politics, Television, By Matt
On 03.05.10, In Television, By Matt
On 03.05.10, In Television, By Matt
Nancy Pelosi riding a 5 headed lake beast.
On 03.03.10, In Television, By Matt
Last night two (probably) Republican presidential hopefuls appeared on television. Sarah Palin had a rally in some television studio with a guest appearance from Jay Leno + Mitt Romney was on David Letterman’s show. Video and thorough analysis after the jump. (more…)
On 03.01.10, In News, Television, By Matt
24/7 news coverage channels are pretty great, but not for obvious reasons. They suck terribly for those obvious reasons. But if you’ve ever watched CNN or any morning news show like that on MSNBC, etc. for more than 15 minutes you’ve probably noticed something’s not right. That’s because you’ve just heard the same paragraph 3 times since you’ve started watching. (more…)
On 02.26.10, In Politics, Television, By Matt
Watch this guy that goes by “Shep” yell at some Senators and then say a silly word. (more…)
On 02.25.10, In Politics, Television, By Matt
I could easily not move from my television and watch this all day. This is probably/for sure the best television that has ever been on television.
PS WHAT IS THAT WHEN HE LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA AND SMILES
On 02.24.10, In Television, By Matt
What is The Secret Life of the American Teenager? This sounds like a Disney show. Regardless, Bristol Palin is going to be on this shit talking about the grandeur of un-wed teen pregnancy. Bristol Palin does children shows while her ex baby’s daddy, Levi the Johnston Johnston, gets completely fucking naked in Playgirl. This reminds me of most healthy relationship personalities. Life probably sucked hard when both of them were most likely/literally routinely threatened with the faking of both their deaths if they ever split up while Mommy and Uncle Wrinkles were on the campaign trail.