On 03.09.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt
On 03.08.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt
Hollywood: The Oscars happened last night. Biggest loser was Avatar. HAH. Eat it James Cameron!
More about the Oscars: These people on ChatRoulette were not watching the Oscars last night.
Animals in space: Why doesn’t the government want us knowing about these gorillas on Mars?!
They’re rioting in the streets: Greeks are really pissed about this whole debt thing.
Hockey: The NHL may not allow its players to participate in the 2014 Sochi games.
Getting in other people’s business: Turkey is pissed after the House Foreign Affairs Committee ruling that the 1915 Armenian killings were genocide.
We are dumb: A look at the increasing effect of placebos.
What a twist: Since the election of playboy Scott Brown, we are closer than ever to having health care reform passed as opposed to complete Democrat capitulation.
Ehhh, was a toss up between Dorito iPad funnytime and Tim Heidecker standup…
Don’t try too hard
UPDATE: gets me everytime
On 03.01.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt
President Obama, like all presidents before him, had to have an extensive physical examination to see whether he was as healthy as a President should be and to maybe embarrass him publicly about high cholesterol levels. (more…)
On 03.01.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt
Olympics: The winter games have come to an end. Super sad face. You can click here for the final medal count. USA USA USA
Other sporting events we like: The FIFA World Cup is this summer in South Africa and Adidas has been showcasing some of their wicked new gear to be used at the games.
If you read this site and agree with it, chances are you’re smarter than people who don’t: Liberalism (aka hating America and being gay) linked to higher IQ’s.
The Twitter: Soon to be covered in ads.
Health care: The votes are there.
Child labor: Apple’s got slave kids doing their work and that piece of shit iPad still costs that much!?
39 days to Mars: These wicked new rockets can put a man on Mars.
Your privacy is a myth: 1 year extension of the PATRIOT Act to be signed shortly.
Earthquakes: A massive earthquake rocked Chile and then was expected to unleash tsunami death all over Hawaii, but then it didn’t.
Cool vid yo + the national rule hard
Have a good one
On 02.24.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt
Finally, a disease so sinister that the odds will necessarily mean putting all my money on the extinction of humans. TWENTY TWELVE = H5N1 ULTIMATE BIRD-SWINE-HUMAN FLU.
We’ll have to wait and see as it has only been produced inside a lab environment and scientists still question whether such a strain could mutate naturally. Or is this just setting us up so the Librul Secret Socialist Scientists can implant the mark of the beast inside us all aka H5N1 flu shots??!?
On 02.24.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt
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On 02.22.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt
CPAC: Has wrapped up and if you did or didn’t miss any of the action you can click here to relive all of its splendor.
In case you’re not good at parenting: Here’s a book that will tell you how to be better by endangering your children.
They don’t like it when you use it as a verb: Photoshop turned 20 years old.
Healthcare: Democrats will use Reconciliation. Meaning, the House will pass the bill that was passed in the Senate and the Senate will pass a sidecar bill which will include measures the House wanted in the final version. This process requires 51 votes to pass as opposed to 60.
Healthcare continued: Because Senate Democrats plan to use Reconciliation to pass the bill, the public option is starting to gather support again. (it originally had to be dropped in order to secure the 60 votes needed for the bill’s original passage)
Sarah Palin’s socialist baby: Most of Trig’s healthcare costs are covered by the government. How horrible.
California Death Spirals: I just like that phrase.
Air travel: If you’re going to be doing any flying this summer (I am) and want some tips on finding the best rates (I do), here’s this article on doing just that. Y0u may find it helpful (I did).
Olympic Update: USA Men’s Hockey is the #1 seeded team going into the elimination rounds after beating Canada 5-3 last night!
This video is old but I remembered it and how awesome it was when listening to a Band of Horses song:
Have a good one
On 02.15.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt
The Olympics: Have started! Always a fun time. Current medal standings.
Healthcare: A list of those that will attend HealthcareSummit2010 has been released.
Every girl’s dream: The new career for Barbie has been decided. Computer Engineer! Yay for LCD screen tans!
Obesity: Director Kevin Smith has triggered a backlash against Southwest Airlines after they removed him from the plane for being too large.
People laughing at the United States: Russia scoffs at your fear of snow, America.
MORE BACKLASH: Joe the plumber hates John McCain and Sarah Palin. HAH.
In honor of the Valentine’s Day spirit: NASA set to approach Girl by 2018. Video Below.
Do it, Rockapella