Look at this fucking tree house.
On 03.05.10, In Hello people of Earth, By Matt
On 03.05.10, In Actual Journalism, By Matt
I think this is worth posting just because it’s funny to talk about how stupid journalists, newspapers, and pretty much everything media coverage related is/are, especially when pertaining to politics. Mathew Yglesias used reason and sources (HAHA, reason. ???) to expand on that opinion earlier today: (more…)
On 03.05.10, In Television, By Matt
On 03.05.10, In Television, By Matt
Nancy Pelosi riding a 5 headed lake beast.
On 03.05.10, In Politics, By Matt
Why did it take the motivation of running a campaign to release this ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS photograph of John McCain while he was getting ready to go see AVATAR on opening night?! C’mon Hayworth, keep them coming! Maybe do one where John McCain is wearing the TARP bill as a hat since he didn’t know what it was for or anything about it in general. John McCain was tricked by Washington Liberals that TARP was a hat.
On 03.04.10, In Politics, By Matt
“It’s no good for a family values Republican to get picked up on a DUI. But substantially worse to get picked up for a DUI after leaving a gay nightclub with an unidentified man in a state vehicle.”
HOHO man, sounds like someone had a WILD NIGHT. What were you thinking Roy Ashburn?! I hope you weren’t planning on having GAYNAL sex with this man! Now what are you gonna do!?
On 03.04.10, In News, By Matt
You know those elite events where a bunch of vendors for different brands get together and let movie stars and famous people come and take a bunch of shit for free and get their pictures taken with the merchandise and do interviews? I didn’t either but that’s pretty cool sounding.
Empress of America, Sarah Palin, did know about these though so she and her one million staff members and babysitters went and checked one out while in Hollywood or some other shithole for whatever reason. (more…)
On 03.04.10, In The World goes 'round, By Matt
Reporting from Washington — Ronald Reagan is honored by, among other things, an airport, a freeway, an aircraft carrier and — ironically for a critic of big government — one of the biggest federal buildings in Washington.
Now, some of the late president’s admirers are launching a new effort to add another honor: printing his likeness on a $50 bill in place of Ulysses S. Grant’s.
I’m pretty sure the GOP wouldn’t even exist anymore if Ronald Reagan never happened. That’s how deep this obsession is. But anyway, let’s talk about this. You want to replace the guy who led the Union Army to victory during the Civil War, literally SAVING America, with the star of Bedtime for Bonzo?
Sounds fine, sure.