Here’s a video by Al Jazeera’s Clayton Swisher which shows just how safe and according to plan everything is going in Afghanistan. See how the hired and poorly trained Afghan troops just smoke pot all day and eat snacks? It keeps the surrounding area safe because the Taliban militants are giant squares and pot scares them, plus their dads would kill them. And how do they think they’re going to get into a good school and get a good job if they start taking these gateway drugs?
Man, how much easier was it to wage war back in 2001, before all this internet business was so popular?
Michael Steele, the incomprehensibly tragic chairman of the RNC who is literally only known for saying regrettable things, went and said a regrettable thing yesterday involving the war in Afghanistan that his party so desperately loves and loves and loves. Let’s see how Michael Steele’s memory is doing.
Did you hear yet? A brave Real American was arrested today in Pakistan because he was about to single handedly kill/slay Osama bin Laden and save the world from terrorism and lesser religions like Islam, forever. Clinically insane California man, Gary Brooks Faulkner, was picked up in northern Pakistan with a 40 inch sword, a pistol, night vision goggles, and his trusty book of Christian verses. He had HEARD that Osama had been living in the Afghan province of Nuristan so he decided to just up and go there, and then knock on Osama’s door, and then cut him in half with a 40 inch sword. While wearing night vision goggles. 
Tonight President Obama addressed the country from the United States Military Academy at West Point regarding the future of the conflict in Afghanistan. I’m not going to provide much now besides a few key points/statements he made. If you want to read a transcript of the entire speech,