Tommy Sowers will win his election this November thanks to his favorite bible, Combat Bible. Combat Bible is like Normal Bible except the contents are even more frightening and violent and barbaric. And it has a metal cover, which has been made from melted down guns. And it stops bullets like in all those movies that I’m certain this has happened in.
On 07.09.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
On 01.22.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
Just got my kindle delivered today via the guys in brown clothes. PRETTY COOL, I MUST SAY. One problem though, when browsing the kindle book store I realized THERE IS NO FREE BIBLE. BUT OH LOOk, a FREE QUR’AN?!?!
AMAZON!? Time to return the socialist, muslim thing and write a nasty letter.
On 01.20.10, In News, By Matt Markezich
On these gun scopes:
Coded references to New Testament Bible passages about Jesus Christ are inscribed on high-powered rifle sights provided to the U.S. military by a Michigan company, an ABC News investigation has found.
The sights are used by U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan and in the training of Iraqi and Afghan soldiers. The maker of the sights, Trijicon, has a $660 million multi-year contract to provide up to 800,000 sights to the Marine Corps, and additional contracts to provide sights to the U.S. Army. [ABC]
The U.S. Military says it had no knowledge of these messages on the scopes. (more…)