Laura Ingraham being made to look like the idiot that she is is a phenomenon that I’m currently really on board with! She appeared on Bill O’Reilly’s THE FACTOR to talk about how all that Michelle Obama does is go on exotic vacations to Spain and tell you that your kids are the most disgusting and enormous things she’s ever seen. Which is not alright. Not the part about your kids being amorphous burdens; that is fine. But the part about her telling you that! And that is why Laura Ingraham doesn’t want public school lunches to have slightly more nutritional value to them than shoe leather and cardboard. (more…)
On 08.06.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
On 06.21.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
Mama Grizzlies, or as they’re known in an alternate timeline universe, idiot fear mongering scam artists, are ALL OVER Obama and this BP thing. Michele Bachmann’s interview on Bill O’Reilly’s show from Friday is a perfect example! Just listen to how she makes her case that the president is an asshole, but more so a muslim communist, because he is making BP pay money to real people who will be ruined and poor for years because of something BP did wrong. The fucking jerk! And by “make her case” I mean run through some illogical thought experiments, for fun, before she runs into THE NEWLY CROWNED KING OF THE NO BULLSHIT ZONE**.
**Bill O’Reilly is still a lunatic old man and just appears sane because of the other crazier people on the network that also make millions of dollars by exploiting fearful, racist people.
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On 02.05.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
Daily Show host Jon Stewart went onto Bill O’Reilly’s show for a two part interview that was sure to shake the very foundations of television and the political landscape. None of that happened but it was still some alright T.V. watching. As Adrien Chen of Gawker puts it: “Instead, the best we could do was nod and say “good point, Jon,” at the exact opposite moments ‘real’ Fox viewers were nodding and saying “good point, Bill.” But, man, we nodded hard. We nodded the shit out of it. And in this way? We won.” Yay I love winning.
Footage after the jump. (more…)
On 11.25.09, In The World goes 'round, By Matt Markezich
Few weeks back Sesame St. had a skit they aired poking fun of Fox News with the help of their Grouch News Network.
Oscar, in his duties as a reporter for Grouch News Network, concludes an interview that displeases one of his television viewers, a female grouch. “From now on,” she tells him, “I am watching Pox News. Now there’s a trashy news show!”
and of course a bunch of over-sensitive Republican ninnies had to make a thing of it:
So what gives? PBS — a network partially funded with my tax dollars — has the right to tell my kids that their parents watch “trashy” news? The message is clear, I can’t even sit my kids in front of “Sesame Street” without having to worry about the Left attempting to undermine my authority.