Laura Ingraham being made to look like the idiot that she is is a phenomenon that I’m currently really on board with! She appeared on Bill O’Reilly’s THE FACTOR to talk about how all that Michelle Obama does is go on exotic vacations to Spain and tell you that your kids are the most disgusting and enormous things she’s ever seen. Which is not alright. Not the part about your kids being amorphous burdens; that is fine. But the part about her telling you that! And that is why Laura Ingraham doesn’t want public school lunches to have slightly more nutritional value to them than shoe leather and cardboard.

Also, something about nanny states, but that literally means nothing.

Laura Ingraham is one of those people that thinks our children, and people in general, are not our most prized resource for future prosperity. Sorry ALL kids, and not just the poor ones — even though they’re clearly the ones that suffer the most. Have fun with your malnutrition and type 2 diabetes!

ps if you’re reading this in an RSS reader (namely Google Reader) you need to click through because the video shows up as a link thanks to Fox’s stupid video embedding.

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Mama Grizzlies, or as they’re known in an alternate timeline universe, idiot fear mongering scam artists, are ALL OVER Obama and this BP thing. Michele Bachmann’s interview on Bill O’Reilly’s show from Friday is a perfect example! Just listen to how she makes her case that the president is an asshole, but more so a muslim communist, because he is making BP pay money to real people who will be ruined and poor for years because of something BP did wrong. The fucking jerk! And by “make her case” I mean run through some illogical thought experiments, for fun, before she runs into THE NEWLY CROWNED KING OF THE NO BULLSHIT ZONE**.

**Bill O’Reilly is still a lunatic old man and just appears sane because of the other crazier people on the network that also make millions of dollars by exploiting fearful, racist people.

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Footage after the jump.part 1:

part 2:

part 3:  Interview doesn’t resume until 2:40

Oscar, in his duties as a reporter for Grouch News Network, concludes an interview that displeases one of his television viewers, a female grouch. “From now on,” she tells him, “I am watching Pox News. Now there’s a trashy news show!”

and of course a bunch of over-sensitive Republican ninnies had to make a thing of it:

So what gives? PBS — a network partially funded with my tax dollars — has the right to tell my kids that their parents watch “trashy” news? The message is clear, I can’t even sit my kids in front of “Sesame Street” without having to worry about the Left attempting to undermine my authority.

Here’s that video:

Click here to view the embedded video.

Yes, the writers of Sesame St. are trying to undermine you’re authority by making a joke to your 3yr old. Your kid probably can’t even shit in a toilet yet let alone read or make the connection that you watch Fox news and that it sounds an awful lot like Pox news so it must be disgusting and run by dumpster dwelling assholes.

Well, being the friendly old chaps they are down at PBS, they sent someone on to the Bill O’Reilly show to make amends and set things straight. By introducing the best Sesame St. character of all time.

Click here to view the embedded video.

Quotes from the [NYT]