After getting busted for a DUI on his way home from a gay nightclub while banging a dude having a dude in the passenger seat that he was then going to bang, California state congressman Roy Ashburn (R-Bakersfield) has officially come out of the closet.
winning quote:
“I think it’s sad more than hypocritical,” Lopez said. “We’re not in Roy’s head. We don’t know what is he thinking. We hope he comes to terms with whatever is making him make a choice to be a gay man.”
Probably Satan. We hope he comes to terms with Gay Satan.