The crack team of journalists that comprise the cast of reality television show, Fox & Friends, are all over the latest, most pressing scoop. Why did Barack Obama mention God in his oval office oil address to the nation when he is, duh, a Jesus hating Muslim. Since he only goes to Christian church maybe once a month or something, you know, which is still better than 70% of “God fearing Americans”. (more…)
On 06.17.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
On 06.14.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
What better way to get your name really circling around the media echo chamber nowadays if you’re an insane Oath Keeper senate candidate than having a nice circle jerk on Fox & Friends ’stupidity in the morning’ hour? The newly crowned Tea Partying Mama Grizzly GOP candidate for Harry Reid’s senate seat, Sharron Angle, got just that opportunity this morning! (more…)
On 05.05.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
Hahaha. Domestic terrorist and human clown-spaz, Glenn Beck, got so worked up, SO UPSET, about something President Muslim Obamar said that he appears to have had a stroke during this ending segment of his horrible, anal sludge television show. Which is understandable because when your primary objective in life is to find things to cry about it you tend to only focus on very specific things that can be soundbite’d for 20 years to come instead of actually listening, like a normal human being, to the context in which it was said. (more…)
On 04.07.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
Well I’m scared. Impeach Obama?
On 04.01.10, In News, By Matt Markezich
It’s been too long since we’ve heard anything from America’s most prominent and influential woman, Sarah Palin. So what has she been up to?
Hmm, bailing out her child brat, Willow, from trouble after throwing what the kids like to call a BANGER RAGER and causing $20,000 to $30,000 in damage.
NATIONAL ENQUIRER HAS THE SCOOP:
“Willow has been running with the wrong crowd,” confides a friend. “They are a popular high school clique known as the Colony Girls, who are well known as hard partiers and are regularly involved in underage drinking and smoking dope.”
On 03.30.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
Today, the President signed the reconciliation bill into law which finished up health care and also changed the way student loans are handled. That sounds pretty important so let’s watch.
Guess it wasn’t as important as that plane right there landing perfectly with no evidence that anything was seriously wrong. OK. *puts head through closet door, smiling.*
On 03.19.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
HAHA. Why is Megyn Kelly so stupid and why does she enjoy shouting her stupidity out loud to other people around her?
“DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND WHAT’S HAPPENING EVEN AFTER THIS LAME MAN EXPLAINED IT TO US QUITE SUCCINCTLY?!” The guy even added in a nice conservative flare to his explanation.
MEGYN KELLY DOESN’T CARE THOUGH. She even went to Law School and practiced for NINE YEARS. This is clearly all too confusing and Megyn Kelly and everyone are disgusted that all of the Democratic leadership hasn’t come to their houses and explained to them, person by person, what is in this bill and how they’re going to pass it.
(is college so horrible now that even after years of law school it is possible to not understand basic things?)
(did Megyn Kelly suck her way through law school?)
On 03.18.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
Yesterday, Bret Baier, known for having more vowels in his last name than consonants (which is completely un-American), was somehow allowed to go into a Black Man’s house on behalf of Fox News and interview the Black Man. (more…)
On 02.10.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
On 02.05.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
Daily Show host Jon Stewart went onto Bill O’Reilly’s show for a two part interview that was sure to shake the very foundations of television and the political landscape. None of that happened but it was still some alright T.V. watching. As Adrien Chen of Gawker puts it: “Instead, the best we could do was nod and say “good point, Jon,” at the exact opposite moments ‘real’ Fox viewers were nodding and saying “good point, Bill.” But, man, we nodded hard. We nodded the shit out of it. And in this way? We won.” Yay I love winning.
Footage after the jump. (more…)