On 02.10.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt
On 02.05.10, In Television, By Matt
Daily Show host Jon Stewart went onto Bill O’Reilly’s show for a two part interview that was sure to shake the very foundations of television and the political landscape. None of that happened but it was still some alright T.V. watching. As Adrien Chen of Gawker puts it: “Instead, the best we could do was nod and say “good point, Jon,” at the exact opposite moments ‘real’ Fox viewers were nodding and saying “good point, Bill.” But, man, we nodded hard. We nodded the shit out of it. And in this way? We won.” Yay I love winning.
Footage after the jump. (more…)
On 02.01.10, In News, By Matt
“Alright, that was President Obama answering some very good questions, quite rudely may I add. We’re gonna cut away now because he’s terrible and a turd just came out of my butt.”
On 01.14.10, In Politics, By Matt
Since Sarah Palin signed her contract to appear regularly on Fox News she’s appeared on Bill O’Reilly’s show and now Glenn Beck’s. Nothing too special out of the first one, actually it seemed a little lackluster compared to her normal performances. She even seemed to cut President Obama some slack? It sort of made me think, “hmm, of course I don’t agree with her points of view on policy and life in general but maybe we’re going to be seeing a more mature, smarter Sarah Palin now that she’s gonna be hanging around a bunch of ultra-crazies that she most likely admires.” (more…)
On 01.11.10, In Politics, By Matt
Queen of the Cosmos, Sarah Palin, has signed a deal with Fox News to become a regular contributor to the network. She won’t have her own show but will host an occasionally occurring series not yet announced. Financial details were not released but it’s safe to assume she’s being paid a retarded amount of money. (sorry Palin baby) She had this to say, “I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news.” Oy. One thing is certain though, that is going to be some fantastic watching. Hopefully we’ll get to see more stuff like this. Video after jump. (more…)
On 01.04.10, In The World goes 'round, By Matt
If you’re planning on having an affair anytime soon do yourself a favor and pre-convert that way you’re good and ready for the forgiveness and redemption phase.
On 12.15.09, In News, By Matt
Hey look at Sean Hannity and Fox continuously raising the bar of human awfulness. For the Fox special, Terror on Trial, they brought together some parents of 9/11 victims and some service workers who responded to the attacks so they can cry and make everyone feel even more horrible about what happened just to advance their anti-Obama agenda and ridicule the decision to try 5 of the accused planners behind the attack in a NYC federal court. (more…)
On 11.29.09, In Television, By Matt
Back in October Microsoft announced it was going to partner up with FOX One and Seth McFarlane of Family Guy to give us a half hour of quality info-cartoon-mercial’ing to celebrate and promote the release of Windows 7. The “commercial free” episode was to be hosted by Seth and wing man Alex Borstein, also of Family Guy, and set to showcase “the comedy duo’s subversive and unique humor with original animation, live-action performances of ‘Family Guy’s’ most memorable musical numbers, comedy sketches and surprise celebrity guests.” [Microsoft] All while telling the world about how awesome Windows 7 is. Luckily for us, and the integrity of Microsoft, and every party involved for that matter, the project was scrapped. Bad marketing after the jump. (more…)