Doubtful That Anything Hilariously Wrong-Headed Will Happen at Michael Steele and Andrew Breitbart Co-Hosted Fundraising Event

On 07.26.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich

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The RNC is basically inches away from complete and utter irrelevance under the leadership of human clown Michael Steele. The Republican Governor’s Association and however many other hundreds of Official Republican Fundraising Units have started sliding themselves in place of the RNC over a number of duties that they’d normally handle, and have even directed donors to bypass the RNC completely, because those people don’t know what they’re doing with money. This latest announcement will hopefully only accelerate this trend: Michael Steele and national scumbag embarrassment, Andrew Breitbart, are going to be hosting a lovely fundraising dinner event thing! (more…)

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Michael Steele Invents New Accounting Practice in Which You Don’t Actually Say How Much Money Your RNC Has

On 07.21.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich

michaelsteeleOh look: Michael Steele is still not very good at running the Republican National Committee, or generally being in charge of anything, period, unless that thing doesn’t require him to act like a responsible adult. It seems the RNC accidentally forgot to mention about $7 million or so that it had spent during the past few months in their FEC filings. That’s OK though, it’s probably not illegal to hide $7 million in debt from a federal government agency devoted to making sure that the country’s political parties play by the rules. Oh, it is very illegal? Well then. (more…)

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Today in Money!

On 04.21.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
  • Democrats are just straight raising millions of dollars more than Republican’s.  Look at these March Numbers! Do you see those Numbers?!  (Those numbers, I tell ya.)  How do Republicans suck so much at raising money when they’re known for being the party of the wealthy elite?  As Ken Layne puts it, it’s actually because the party has been taken over by trailer park slobs.  This is a correct assessment.
  • There’s a new One Hundred Dollar Bill.

Maybe some day I can make money and “make it rain” all over strippers with these new one hundred dollar bills like mine and everyone’s hero, Michael Steele.

This concludes today’s segment of TODAY IN MONEY.  WHOOSH, BANG.

[NYT/The Awl]

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Here’s the very blue Republican fundraising strategy

On 03.04.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich

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Some jackass left this 72 page long Republican fundraising strategy PowerPoint in a hotel room and now it’s all over the internet.  EMBARRASSING!  So let’s take a gander at just how our GOP friendzzz plan on tapping into America’s wallet. (more…)

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