Chase Whiteside of New Left Media is always putting together hilarious videos of teabaggers at teabagging rallies. And since this was the mothership of teabagging rallies — according to Michele Bachmann there were basically millions of people/Real Americans/people in scooter chairs at the event — he did exactly that. Just look at all these constitutional experts. Unfortunately for Chase Whiteside, and myself, Obama just cold shredded up the constitution and now he doesn’t have any first amendment rights so he probably won’t be able to make any more of these videos. Isn’t that correct, tea lady?
On 08.31.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
On 07.14.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
Clown makeup extremist “MainStreetBitesBack” would like to inform everyone about the petition she’s organized to get Glenn Beck to be America’s next President. America needs him because he is the only one that can tackle our deficit spending and “big government” and etc. She even goes so far as to address the potential scenario in which Glenn would easily win the presidency but doesn’t actually want to be the president with the very effective and intellectually sound argument that George Washington also didn’t want to be president, which means something. (more…)
On 05.05.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
Hahaha. Domestic terrorist and human clown-spaz, Glenn Beck, got so worked up, SO UPSET, about something President Muslim Obamar said that he appears to have had a stroke during this ending segment of his horrible, anal sludge television show. Which is understandable because when your primary objective in life is to find things to cry about it you tend to only focus on very specific things that can be soundbite’d for 20 years to come instead of actually listening, like a normal human being, to the context in which it was said. (more…)
On 03.10.10, In Politics, Television, By Matt Markezich
Assistant masturbater and now ex-congressman Eric Massa went on Glenn Beck’s absurd teabag hour yesterday to talk about his recent revelation that the Democratic leadership was trying to give him the wrong kind of reach around and that they forced him out of office. I think Glenn was brimming with teabag anticipation juice (sperm) over Massa coming on the show because of something about “finally exposing these horrible gay liberals’ corrupt ways.” I can tell this because Glenn Beck has a Twitter! (more…)
On 01.14.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
Since Sarah Palin signed her contract to appear regularly on Fox News she’s appeared on Bill O’Reilly’s show and now Glenn Beck’s. Nothing too special out of the first one, actually it seemed a little lackluster compared to her normal performances. She even seemed to cut President Obama some slack? It sort of made me think, “hmm, of course I don’t agree with her points of view on policy and life in general but maybe we’re going to be seeing a more mature, smarter Sarah Palin now that she’s gonna be hanging around a bunch of ultra-crazies that she most likely admires.” (more…)
On 01.07.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
Glenn Beck is pissed off that Chris Dodd (D-CT) is retiring and is most likely going to be replaced by a new, highly popular Democrat, Richard Blumenthal. I guess he also thinks that Ted Kennedy was a horrible human so what better time to take shots at him than after he’s dead!
On 12.11.09, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
SEIU (Service Employees International Union) is an organization that is pro-health care reform. In one of the videos on their website’s health care blog they show the story of Karlyn Zimbleman who instead of staying in the U.S. for hip replacement surgery at the cost of $40,000, took out a second mortgage on her house and traveled to New Delhi, India for the surgery which ended up costing her around $16,500. (more…)
On 11.27.09, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
This is one of those things that make you ask, “What made you think that was going to be okay to do?” Not much more needs to be said so I’ll let you watch the video spoiler free.
I’ve watched the video 3 times and haven’t actually been able to pay attention to what she’s saying.
And if you thought that was bad enough, Palin also got told her place is in the kitchen by fellow Crazy, Glenn Beck. Ouch. During a brief interview with Newsmax magazine Palin said that she would be open to running with Beck in 2012. Beck responded to this on his nationally syndicated radio program with a firm no, except it actually went more like:
I’m just saying, Beck-Palin, I’ll consider. But Palin-Beck—can you imagine, can you imagine what an administration with the two of us would be like? What? Come on! She’d be yapping or something, and I’d say, “I’m sorry, why am I hearing your voice? I’m not in the kitchen.” I mean, you’d have to live up to the evil conservative stereotypes, you’d have no choice, you’d have to. Look, I talked to the woman about it, I don’t even know what she was saying.
My question is, what does this little feud mean for the Republican party? We’ll hopefully get to see in the next few days. What does it mean for us? Ensuing hilarity.