This is an incredible find. It’s also kind of incredible how long it took for this to pop up??? J.D. Hayworth, ultra conservative ex-radio hate broadcaster, is a man of small government! We all know this because in his race to steal John McCain’s senate seat — which is basically his own personal property — he’s been running all sorts of mean ads against him talking about how John McCain is pro-chips and salsa, pro-TARP, pro-stimulus, and anti-forcing kids to pray to Jesus in school. John McCain isn’t a real American. (more…)
On 06.21.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
On 05.25.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
John McCain is so mean! Look at him straight call J.D. Hayworth, the slightly crazier version of John McCain, an idiot in this ad that might or might not be on television in Arizona.
Yeah that is pretty stupid. I’ll give you this one. Why can’t you just not be stupid for a little while longer, J.D. Hayworth, and provide all of us with the funniest story of the decade: John McCain loses primary to batshit wingnut radio host.
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On 04.12.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
Here’s an ad by John McCain that clearly illustrates how much he is underestimating the craziness of the people who will vote in this primary between him and J.D. Hayworth. These things matter to real people, John McCain. Real, actual wingnuts in Arizona! Why are you doing this to these citizens of the United States who only want confirmation that their President Obamar isn’t an illegal terrist.
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On 03.31.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), under fire from the right for not being tough enough on immigration in his Senate primary race, has called on Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano to dispatch National Guard troops to the U.S.-Mexico border.
John McCain, who has been defecating uncontrollably in his pants since being presented with a more batshit insane primary opponent, has had to amplify his old-and-crazy immensely. Wrinkles would now like to see all of the American Military relocated to the Arizona border for to keep Mexicans out, my friends.
Of course he doesn’t ACTUALLY think this though. Sometimes you just have to lie extra hard when it comes to out-crazy’ing someone as crazy as J.D. Hayworth. My friends.
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On 03.05.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
Why did it take the motivation of running a campaign to release this ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS photograph of John McCain while he was getting ready to go see AVATAR on opening night?! C’mon Hayworth, keep them coming! Maybe do one where John McCain is wearing the TARP bill as a hat since he didn’t know what it was for or anything about it in general. John McCain was tricked by Washington Liberals that TARP was a hat.