John Kerry and Joe Lieberman pulled off their black blanket of secrecy from their highly anticipated to fail climate and energy bill yesterday. It’s called the American Power Act, because they were struggling to come up with a worse name, and because Joe Lieberman loves showing off all the patriotism flowing endlessly out of his gaping anus and mouth.
It seems like a good thing! Like it could potentially keep the southeast United States from turning into a tropical disease breeding jungle and prevent New York from becoming some cool underwater Atlantis-like ruins. Yes, and all those other heat related, human race destroying calamities. Though, like most things that could do more than an ounce of good in the long run, it will most likely be shot down because of “a lack of bipartisanship”. AKA, now that the Gulf of Mexico is literally ruined forever all these old Senators won’t be able to pander to offshore drilling interests like they want to. Such is the world! (more…)
In response to the attempted bombing of Flight blahblahblah, and discovering that the Nigerian man had received training and the material needed for the shoddily crafted explosive from Al-Qaeda in Yemen, former cock-face (edit: still a cock-face) turned military expert, Joe Lieberman, quickly assessed the situation and decided the only rational course of action is to wage a preemptive assault on Yemen because the future will be all sorts of bad if we don’t. 
John McCain is making a habit of involving himself in stuff that has nothing to do with him. Here’s a video of Sen. Al Franken cutting off everybody’s least favorite person/pile of human feces with lips and flabby cheeks, Joe Lieberman, after his 10 minutes of speaking were up. Then the old man from Arizona stands up for all things RIGHT and JUST and says that he has never, in all of his 145 years of serving in the Senate, seen such an action.