Why did it take the motivation of running a campaign to release this ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS photograph of John McCain while he was getting ready to go see AVATAR on opening night?! C’mon Hayworth, keep them coming! Maybe do one where John McCain is wearing the TARP bill as a hat since he didn’t know what it was for or anything about it in general. John McCain was tricked by Washington Liberals that TARP was a hat.
I could easily not move from my television and watch this all day. This is probably/for sure the best television that has ever been on television.
PS WHAT IS THAT WHEN HE LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA AND SMILES
Hey, remember that TARP bill that was passed which gave lots of money to large financial institutions so they wouldn’t collapse and send the world into an apocalyptic hell nightmare in which we would be forced to have sex with our own families and eat our young? (more…)
Hank Paulson, former CEO of Goldman Sachs/Treasury Secretary and catalyst of the financial crisis, has a new book out! Fortunately, it’s not all about him making people poor, but he also shows how ridiculous and hilarious John McCain was/is. (you still got it in my book)
This is regarding Mr. McCain suspending his campaign during 2008 to “address the economy” which was in shambles. (more…)
This is from yesterday during the Senate Armed Forces Committee meeting regarding Don’t Ask, Don’t T—I’M JOHN MCCAIN AND IM GONNA NEED MORE THAN THREE MINUTES TO TALK. LISTEN QUEERS, I’M PISSED.
I can’t believe they would do John McCain the injustice of only allowing him 3 minutes to talk and wave his arms around in a ridiculous manner. You see, he could go on for DAYS about how much he hates The Gays. DAYS!
John McCain is making a habit of involving himself in stuff that has nothing to do with him. Here’s a video of Sen. Al Franken cutting off everybody’s least favorite person/pile of human feces with lips and flabby cheeks, Joe Lieberman, after his 10 minutes of speaking were up. Then the old man from Arizona stands up for all things RIGHT and JUST and says that he has never, in all of his 145 years of serving in the Senate, seen such an action.
Seconds later, Carl Levin reminds McCain that the same thing had actually happened earlier the same day. He probably had forgotten because he’s old and delusional. Video after the jump. (more…)
DAMNIT, JOHN MCCAIN.
UPDATE: How do you even know how to use Twitter?
