America’s Baby’s Daddy, Levi Johnston, who is fresh off his engagement canceling with Bristol Palin, has an all new reality television show coming out that will be sure to make him plenty of money to live comfortably off of, but not enough to live in the manner that someone who feels entitled from starring in a reality television show would like to.
Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office (yes) will follow Levi on his crazy journey to becoming the next mayor of Wasilla, Alaska — Sarah’s old stomping grounds! SARAH IS PROB WAY PISSED. I HOPE SHE MAKES AN APPEARANCE.
As you can tell, the pseudo-drama is already too much for me to handle. (more…)
Teens these days! This past weekend America’s Mom, Bristol Palin, and Playgirl Heart-throb, Levi Johnston, 
What is The Secret Life of the American Teenager? This sounds like a Disney show. Regardless, Bristol Palin is going to be on this shit talking about the grandeur of un-wed teen pregnancy. Bristol Palin does children shows while her ex baby’s daddy, Levi the Johnston Johnston, gets completely fucking naked in Playgirl. This reminds me of most healthy relationship personalities. Life probably sucked hard when both of them were most likely/literally routinely threatened with the faking of both their deaths if they ever split up while Mommy and Uncle Wrinkles were on the campaign trail.