Renowned asshole and actual psycho, Glenn Beck, took a few minutes from rampaging against public schools for not forcing kids to pray to the writer of our constitution and the Declaration of Independence, Jesus Christ, to make fun of Nancy Pelosi’s fake, sort-of-crying, or whatever she was doing. Which is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen because Glenn Beck usually spends more time fake crying than he does NOT fake crying every time he’s on the television, which is every day at 5:00 pm. He does a lot of fake, shameless crying is what I’m saying. (more…)
On 05.11.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
I love this ad! Talk about effective! You just load the thing up with some fear trigger words and the only three living liberals that the right can recognize! A lever for more economy saving measures, err, bailouts? (that didn’t necessarily have more to do with Democrats than Republicans!) Flip it! More taxes? Oh my, yes, ACTIVATE. I am now terrified and pooping my pants all over the place.
And how dare Nancy Pelosi knowingly defy my, The American Voter’s, will?! By her getting things done that she promised to do before I voted to elect her party to a majority in a democratic manner. Grrr.
[via TPM]
On 03.11.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
Here’s Nancy Pelosi talking about how Eric Massa is a very sick person. Let your imagination run wild as to whether she’s talking about his cancer coming back or the fact the he snorkel’s men in their bunk against their will. HAH, snorkeling. (more…)
On 02.18.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
C-PAC (Conservative Political Action Committee) Conference starts today! So I’m hoping we’ll be blessed by the grace of Jesus and God that some fun things will happen. Here’s just a little thing I learned earlier from Michael Tomasky:
Attendees at a conservative conference in town this week will have the opportunity to whack a pinata of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.)…
…Three famous D.C. residents will be taking a turn as guest “whackers” at the pinata during the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, which starts on Thursday. The guest “whackers” will be at the party, to be held at George in Georgetown.
Mary Christopher, outreach coordinator for CivicForumPAC, said the Pelosi piñata will be filled with favorite Pelosi sayings, bills and candy. The party hopes to invite the well-known D.C. residents to smash the piñata first, before others in attendance will be invited to try to take the Speaker down.
And then the men, they get to PUNCH a PUNCHING BAG with Harry Reid’s face on it. They’re avoiding blatant acts of sexism! Ughh they’re evolving. Might have to scrape.