OH GOD, here comes President Obama and a team of high ranking Nazi medical officers who are now going to demonstrate health care reform by EFFECTIVELY EUTHANIZING EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE.
Sigh, if ONLY.
Nonetheless, this was the scene as Obama came forth via face and C-SPAN to announce that Democrats will PROBABLY just use reconciliation to pass health care reform since it was an utter waste of time trying to get Republican support. Which is something they should have done 4 months ago which would have also gotten them/everybody the public option. But yay anyway.
Back to the killing.
President Obama, like all presidents before him, had to have an extensive physical examination to see whether he was as healthy as a President should be and to maybe embarrass him publicly about high cholesterol levels. 
The White House has released its long awaited healthcare proposal in anticipation for the bi-retarded-sanship meeting on the 25th. (Even though it’s looking like this meeting might not even be necessary now that congressional Democrats have sacked up and decided to pass the Senate bill along with a reconciliation sidecar bill.) 
After hearing whiny Republicans whine about a non-transparent (opaque) environment during the healthcare debate the President has decided to take the high road and invite congressional Democrats and Republicans to sit down with him for a televised meeting to hear everything out 
“President Obama is planning to insert himself into the debate about where to try the accused mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, three administration officials said Thursday, signaling a recognition that the administration had mishandled the process and triggered a political backlash.”
House Minority Leadership, John Boehner and Eric Cantor have answered President Obama’s call! They have agreed to sit down with Democrats and the President to maybe, hopefully, probably not finish this healthcare reform thing. Here’s the thing though, only if some certain completely absurd criteria are met: