OBAMA’S ON THE TV, talking about Iraq, a ruinous wasteland with no laws or government. Weeee. So won’t you join me, in watching and making some jokes about the occasion? Which is the only way to do such things!
8:02 – Look at those drapes. Did Barry change the drapes with his socialist Oval Office remodeling scheme?? No?
8:04 – Oh, by the way, going with CNN for this because they have the most hilarious cable television news racket.
8:04 – DID YOU HEAR THAT? MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! The war’s over and everyone is coming home and Iraq is fine now.
8:06 – The Iraqi people will have a strong partner in the United States; and by strong partner he means that we will forever be the sole reason that the country doesn’t plunge into chaos at any given moment. (more…)

Rick Sanchez,
Oh look, POLITICO put together
Constitutional expert and dentist, Orly Taitz, whose only goal in life is to yell incoherently about how Barack Obama is probably a Kenyan born muslim tribesman, has had her appeal to the Supreme Court over whether she has to pay a $20,000 fine for filing “frivolous lawsuits” 

Obama’s Facebook Page: Home of Awkward Sexual Advances