Now, I know this title is confusing because it actually applies to half of all the things Sarah Palin has done in her life. (Can you guess what the other half consists of??) At an Ohio pro-life fundraiser she defended herself for writing notes on her hand like a elementary school student by quoting a letter she received from a fan. The letter contained a passage from the bible that says, “Hey, Sarah, it’s OK cause God did this thing too.” (more…)
On 03.08.10, In Politics, By Matt
On 03.04.10, In News, By Matt
You know those elite events where a bunch of vendors for different brands get together and let movie stars and famous people come and take a bunch of shit for free and get their pictures taken with the merchandise and do interviews? I didn’t either but that’s pretty cool sounding.
Empress of America, Sarah Palin, did know about these though so she and her one million staff members and babysitters went and checked one out while in Hollywood or some other shithole for whatever reason. (more…)
On 03.03.10, In Television, By Matt
Last night two (probably) Republican presidential hopefuls appeared on television. Sarah Palin had a rally in some television studio with a guest appearance from Jay Leno + Mitt Romney was on David Letterman’s show. Video and thorough analysis after the jump. (more…)
On 02.16.10, In Television, By Matt
Family Guy apparently did or did not make a joke about Sarah’s retard baby, Trig, and she got upset. Like every other of the 500 instances of this happening Sarah decided to announce her displeasure on the most legitimate forum for which to discuss social injustices, Facebook. (more…)
On 02.09.10, In Television, By Matt
On 02.09.10, In Politics, By Matt
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, YEAH, MAYBE! Our friends at Fox & Friends have now provided justification for ballpen’ing the fuck out of your hand when preparing for an event in which you’re being paid $100,000 to speak at and be a role model/icon for. “Folksy” and “down-to-Earth” are the terms they used to describe Sarah’s behavior at the National Tea Party Convention. OK!
Also, why is Sarah Palin the new anti-teleprompter spokesperson? She uses them. So does every politician in existence. Why is there an anti-teleprompter movement? OH, the way things are!
On 02.08.10, In Politics, Uncategorized, By Matt
HAHA get it? Cause it’s like she’s in high school with the notes on her hand and the you know?! She doesn’t need a teleprompter, she’ll just cover her entire body in ink and read off herself. BOOYAH, Alaskan ingenuity.
On 02.05.10, In Politics, By Matt
“Nearly 3,000 pages of e-mails that Todd Palin exchanged with state officials, which were released to msnbc.com and NBC News by the state of Alaska under its public records law, draw a picture of a Palin administration where the governor’s husband got involved in a judicial appointment, monitored contract negotiations with public employee unions, received background checks on a corporate CEO, added his approval or disapproval to state board appointments and passed financial information marked “confidential” from his oil company employer to a state attorney.” (more…)