Hey, good news: Financial reform is definitely going to pass very soon because, after reopening an already concluded conference between the House and Senate, Scott Brown got his way and had that Very Troubling bank levy removed. You know, that one that helped pay for the implementation of the legislation rather than poor people’s food stamp money. Oh, and PS, I’m totally fucking with you. Not about the bank tax being removed, that’s for real. Haha. The part about it passing very soon though, that part. (more…)
Tax on Pube Grooming Supplies Making it Impossible for Scott Brown to Vote for Financial Reform Bill
On 06.30.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
On 06.29.10, In Uncategorized, By Matt Markezich
Newly minted corporate sellout, Scott Brown, has changed his vote on the final version of the financial regulatory reform bill from yes to maybe and now to no. He’s done the only reasonable thing you could do in the wake of a Democratic “yes” vote disappearing forever from this plane of existence, by deciding to exploit this moment of sadness to trump up, even further, how important his vote is.
THOUGHT I WAS ANNOYING BEFORE? HEH. THINK AGAIN, DWEEBS. This is what Scott Brown said before giving old Mormon majority leader, Harry Reid, the “suck it” motion. (more…)
On 05.20.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
Permanently unenthusiastic old man/majority leader, Harry Reid, went and filed for cloture on that financial regulatory reform bill, The What’s The Big Idea, Wall St? Act of 2010 and it passed! Two Democrats voted against the measure, Maria Cantwell and Russ Feingold, after stating concerns that the bill still did not go far enough to prevent future financial apocalypsi. The other 57 Democrats plus 3 Republicans did not see it as such and/or knew this would hold another off till well after they were dead.
Once again, Scott Brown has made wingnuts across the country very sad. No one really gives a shit about Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe cause they’ve been a couple lesbian hippies forever now. But SCOTT “LOOK AT ALL THESE PUBES” BROWN?! Always siding with the wrong people! What about the concerned folks all over the country that flooded your campaign with money + friend requests on Facebook?! Why aren’t you representing all of them, the people outside of the state that you were elected to solely represent!?
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On 02.23.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
It seems newly elected President of the Senate and America, Scott Brown (R-MA), is going to begin his impeachment trial in the coming days after being discovered to actually be a God hating homosexual and communist. Yesterday, Scott Brown did something unprecedented and voted with Democrats on a thing. This pissed everyone off that has ever had anything to do with Scott Brown and/or everyone that drives a truck. (more…)
On 02.04.10, In Politics, By Matt Markezich
Scott Brown, man of many pubes, was sworn in today after pleading to state officials that there are many votes he would like to participate in before the formerly agreed upon date of his swearing in (one week from now). Like the appointment of Craig Becker to the National Labor Relations Board which Republicans now have the ability to filibuster the piss out of. (more…)
On 02.01.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
I’m about to filibust right out of these jean shorts.
On 01.21.10, In Television, By Matt Markezich
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Here’s some Jon Stewart comedy on how because the Senate is such a fucked up place Scott Brown has single handedly halted everything and everything to come. Laughing makes everything feel less horrible. Smiley face emoticon.