What is The Secret Life of the American Teenager?  This sounds like a Disney show.  Regardless, Bristol Palin is going to be on this shit talking about the grandeur of un-wed teen pregnancy.  Bristol Palin does children shows while her ex baby’s daddy, Levi the Johnston Johnston, gets completely fucking naked in Playgirl.  This reminds me of most healthy relationship personalities.  Life probably sucked hard when both of them were most likely/literally routinely threatened with the faking of both their deaths if they ever split up while Mommy and Uncle Wrinkles were on the campaign trail.

[Washington Post]