SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO THE MAINE TEA PARTY. SEND HELP. WHY IS NO ONE SENDING HELP?!
There has been a coup in Maine! Amy Hale, leader of one of the biggest wingnut coalitions in Maine, the Maine Patriots, has had their website taken over. Presumably by Chinese Communists, or their American counterparts, liberals. She posted a message to the site that stated she had been cornered in a parking lot by 10+ people who demanded that she give over control of the website or bad things would happen to people, and that she “no longer has control of Maine Patriots.” Then she typed “KWSSSH-KT….” to indicate radio static leading to silence, because everyone involved thinks they are playing Army Soldiers and that they are children. (more…)

Rep. Bob Inglis of South Carolina, who lost his June primary to some dingbat named Trey Gowdy, is now touring the country and
Potential Republican nominee for Senate, Ken Buck, who is also probably the worst Tea Party candidate of all time — which isn’t to say that he’s the most insane, but rather he’s just not good at it, at all —
NEW POLITICAL THEORY ALERT: Angry, white, lower/middle class teabaggers feel disenfranchised from politics and hold the feeling that they are never being properly represented because when the party they vote for is in power that party doesn’t actually do anything for them, because they don’t really care about them, and when the other party, The God Hating Liberal Queers, is in power they’re too busy spending all their time watching television that tells them The God Hating Liberal Queers are ruining the country and ethnically cleansing average white people to notice all the stuff that’s being passed with them in mind.
Slimy turd and former speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, made the staggeringly bold prediction that eventually — SOON, even — the Tea Party will become more like the “militant wing of the Republican party.” Which forcefully ejects everyone in the whole world’s perception of what the Tea Party already is! NOW WHAT?
Today we celebrate the 15th of April, the day of Due Taxes And Government Oppression. Hopefully all of you submitted your shit, unless you want Barack Hussein Obama to personally come throw you in jail for the rest of your life, you fucking tax evader.
Erik Erickson of hell-nightmare website